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Guys, Watch Out. This Marriage Proposal Is Better Than Anything You’ve Got Planned.

Posted May 4th, 2015 by GuestBlogger001 No Comments »

Those planning a marriage proposal should probably look away now, as this man just upstaged all past and future marriage proposals with the extreme lengths he went to get his girlfriend to say ‘yes’. 24-year-old Bradley Jansen from Grand Rapids, Michigan recruited the help of about 90 members of his family and friends to perform a lip dub to One Direction’s ‘One Thing.’ He and his college sweetheart, Emily Kaplan, walked passed them to a beach where he finally popped the question.

(Source: Bradley Productions) Bradley captured the entire romantic stunt on camera and edited this video himself. Titled: “Brad and Emily Get Engaged,” it has become an internet viral hit with more than 2,500,000 views on YouTube. Share this romantic gesture with your friends and family below.

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Twitter gets high on jokes following ESPN white powder scare

Posted May 4th, 2015 by GuestBlogger001 No Comments »

ESPN headquarters in Bristol, Connecticut had a scare on Monday morning after somebody discovered a mysterious white powder. Police and fire officials rushed to the scene and ran tests on the powder. Turns out it was just drywall.

As soon as the scare leaked to the public everyone rushed to Twitter and turned the news into one big joke.

3 packages with white powder sent to ESPN. Apparently the USPS wasn't aware that Michael Irvin is now at the NFL Network.

— Faux John Madden (@FauxJohnMadden) May 14, 2012!/SenatorJames/status/202063469640564737

White powder at ESPN turns out to be the Gold Bond Skip Bayless uses on a rash that only occurs after "researching" Tebow on the internet😂

— WonderWoman™ (@RussoESPN05) May 14, 2012

Read 3 mysterious packages with white powder were found at #ESPN and immediately thought L.T. or D Strawberry.

— Leo (@Cigar_Arsonist) May 14, 2012

To whomever sent the white powder to ESPN studios: next time, just send it straight to Skip Bayless's house.

— gilmore (@Gilmore62) May 14, 2012!/berling_22/status/202076641298616320

3 packages with white powder were sent to ESPN. ESPN has sent them back to the Ravens, Bengals and Raiders.

— Troys Hair (@TroysHair) May 14, 2012!/FakeJeter/status/202052790195994624!/TheFakeESPN/status/202069813982531585

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10 Horrible Things Pulling An All-Nighter Does To Your Brain

Posted May 4th, 2015 by GuestBlogger001 No Comments »

If HANGRY = hungry + angry, would that mean that SLANGRY = sleepy + angry? Asking for a friend.

You know the rules: Adults should get about seven or eight hours of sleep a night. EVERY NIGHT!


And teens need even more than that.

But sometimes that just… doesn’t happen. Maybe you’ve got a big exam to study for.

Or maybe you’re all about that party till the breaka-breaka dawn thing.

Or maybe you have a really bad read-the-internet-all-night-long issue.

Either way, pulling an all-nighter can do some funky and awful stuff to your brain. Like these 10 things:

1. You’ll have trouble remembering anything you tried to learn during the day (or night).

When you sleep, a part of your brain called the hippocampus replays what you’ve learned while you were awake, Dr. Charles Czeisler, chairman of the board of the National Sleep Foundation and chief of sleep medicine at Brigham and Women’s Hospital, tells BuzzFeed Life. This helps you encode those things you’ve learned into your long-term memory. No sleep, no long-term memory of those lessons.

And this is why pulling an all-nighter to study for an exam the next day isn’t very smart. “The better strategy would be to read the material during the daytime, and then sleep on it, because then you will actually encode that material into your long-term memory,” Czeisler says.

2. You’ll stay stuck on any complicated problems you can’t figure out.

Let’s say you’re staying up really late working on a problem set that you just can’t crack. The smart thing would be to go to bed now and try again in the morning. During REM sleep, your brain integrates new memories with other memories you’ve previously learned, Czeisler says. This can often result in insight: recognizing patterns and solving problems without even consciously thinking about it. If you pull an all-nighter, you miss out on that sweet, sweet subconscious insight.

3. Your circadian rhythm will be thrown off, making you feel like absolute garbage.

Every cell in your body contains its own circadian clock, and your hypothalamus acts as a master clock that keeps them all running in sync, Dr. Timothy Morgenthaler, president of the American Academy of Sleep Medicine and professor of medicine at Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, tells BuzzFeed Life.

All day long, you are sending signals to your hypothalamus. Eating can be a signal, for instance. And light is another major signal, Morgenthaler says. When the hypothalamus receives these signals, it activates the release of hormones in your body that can make you feel hungry, sleepy, and more.

When you stay up all day and all night, though, your signaling gets completely out of wack — you’re seeing light when you shouldn’t be, and you’re eating at weird and unexpected times. That throws your cells’ circadian clocks out of sync, which makes you feel awful: “a vague sense of nausea, fatigue, lassitude, sleepiness,” Morgenthaler says.

4. Toxic metabolic refuse builds up in your brain.

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Your brain burns a TON of energy throughout the day, which results in metabolic byproducts — refuse — left behind. (Think of soot as a byproduct of a car burning gasoline for fuel, Czeisler says; it’s the same idea). Every night, your brain works to repair and restore its neurons. But it can’t do that with all the refuse in the way, Czeisler says.

So every night when you sleep, your brain basically detoxes itself. The metabolites get flushed out through a lymphatic system that runs along the brain’s vasculature (called the “glymphatic system”). But when you don’t sleep, your brain doesn’t get to detox itself, the metabolites build up, and your brain cells don’t get repaired.

5. Your brain legit stops functioning as well as it normally does.

As you stay awake longer and longer, your brain becomes less and less efficient at burning energy, Czeisler says. That’s because your brain uses molecules called adenosine triphosphate (ATP) to help it burn fuel. The longer you stay awake, the more ATP you use, and the less there is left to help you metabolize energy. With less ATP available, you’re not as efficient as you could be.

You need to sleep to replenish ATP molecules. So when you don’t sleep… your brain is not being as efficient as it can be. Meaning it just won’t work as well in some big ways. For instance:

6. Your judgment will go out the window.

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When your brain becomes less efficient burning energy, that can impact your prefrontal cortex. That’s the part of the brain responsible for good judgment and making smart decisions. When your prefrontal cortex stops working well, your ability to make smart choices and not be a totally impulsive maniac gets compromised.

7. So will your ability to process sensory information.

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This can also impact your thalamus and the parietal cortex, both parts of your brain responsible for integrating sensory information, Czeisler says.

8. You’ll be moody as all hell.


“After just one night of lost sleep, people have moodiness problems,” Morgenthaler says. “They become crabby and not stable emotionally.”

9. You could suffer from a “sleep attack,” where your brain forces you to pass out in spite of your every intention not to — which can be deadly.


Throughout the day, as ATP molecules are used to burn energy, adenosine byproducts get left behind. As the adenosine levels build up, that sends a stronger and stronger signal to your brain that you need sleep. Once it hits critical mass, that can trigger a switch in your brain that forces you to fall asleep immediately and involuntarily. “It’s almost like fainting, but it’s an involuntary sleep attack,” Czeisler says.

During a boring lecture, this isn’t a big deal. But if you’re driving a car, it just takes a few seconds to veer off the road or into oncoming traffic, killing yourself or others. “These types of accidents are much more likely to have a higher fatality rate than other types of accidents,” Czeisler says. “If you’re drunk, you’re at least moving the steering wheel. But when you fall asleep, you don’t take any evasive maneuvers and you just sail right into whatever you’re about to hit.”

10. You will drive like a drunk person.


Even if you don’t fall asleep behind the wheel, you’re still a danger to yourself and others after pulling an all-nighter. “If you’ve been awake for 24 hours, your performance is as impaired as if you were legally drunk and had a 0.1 BAC,” Czeisler says.

And here’s a fun fact:

“Chronic sleep deprivation is more dangerous” in a number of ways than not sleeping for a night or two, Morgenthaler says. More on that another day.


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50 Surprising Facts In Black Music History

Posted May 4th, 2015 by GuestBlogger001 No Comments »

James Brown’s dance moves don’t mean what you think they mean.

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1. Prince reportedly sent Weird Al Yankovic a telegram back in 1986, commanding the comedian to avoid eye contact with him during the entirety of the American Music Awards show.

2. Though little was known about eating disorders in his heyday, Louis Armstrong showed signs of bulimia. He binged and purged with the help of laxatives; he was often pictured with his laxative of choice, Swiss Kriss, and recommended it to his friends with the catchphrase “Satch says: Leave it all behind ya!

3. As a teen, Gil Scott-Heron wrote a number of short detective stories in the vein of Agatha Christie.

4. Snoop Dogg reportedly sold weed to Cameron Diaz back when the two attended Long Beach Polytechnic High School.

5. Lil Wayne‘s debut album The Block Is Hot, released when the rapper was only 17 years old, is nearly profanity-free because of his mother’s wishes.

6. Nas almost had Jesus in a headlock on the cover for his 1994 album Illmatic.

7. B.B. King named every guitar he owned Lucille after an incident at one of his performances. Two men had a physical altercation over a woman named Lucille; during the scuffle, they knocked over a barrel of kerosene that heated the venue and subsequently set the venue on fire. All persons inside were evacuated, but King ran back into the burning building to rescue his $30 Gibson guitar. The guitar thus became known as Lucille, as a reminder to King never to run into burning buildings or fight over women.

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8. At the height of McCarthyism in the ’50s, Lena Horne was blacklisted as a Communist over her participation in the Civil Rights Movement and her friendships with fellow activists Paul Robeson and W.E.B. DuBois.

9. Getting fired from Office Depot inspired Janelle Monae to write “Letting Go,” the song that would reach the ears of OutKast‘s Big Boi and launch her career.

10. When a drunken emcee announced The Sledge Sisters as “Sister Sledge” on stage, the quartet rolled with it and went on to use the error professionally.

11. James Brown‘s famous dance moves were coded directions for his stage band; every hand movement meant Brown had noticed a bum note or had seen a pair of unshined shoes.

12. Jimi Hendrix often switched up the frequently misheard lyrics to “Purple Haze” in his live performances; he swapped out “kiss the sky” for “fuck the sky” during a Seattle rainstorm, and for “kiss this guy” during another performance as he pointed to drummer Mitch Mitchell.

13. Using a modified board with elevated squares, Ray Charles frequently played chess with friends and band members. In 2002, Charles faced off against (and lost to) chess grandmaster Larry Evans.

14. Chuck Berry supplemented his musician’s income by working as a trained beautician.




15. Billie Holiday was inspired to write “God Bless the Child” after she and her mother had an argument over money.

16. Marvin Gaye once shaved his head in protest of boxer Rubin “Hurricane” Carter’s wrongful murder conviction.

17. In The Last Days of Left Eye, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes of TLC voiced her objection to the glorification of revenge-cheating in the group’s hit single “Creep.” Left Eye threatened to wear pieces of black tape over her mouth during the filming of the music video, but she let her resentment creep away.

18. Stevie Wonder led the campaign to have Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s birthday designated as a national holiday.

19. Mary J. Blige‘s debut album title What’s the 411? was a shout-out to her former job as a directory assistance operator.

20. Despite his lyrics to “In Da Club” and “P.I.M.P.,” 50 Cent abstains from alcohol and drugs, citing a “bad experience” with alcohol and an outsider’s view of what drugs can do to a person.

21. Remember that video of a fresh-faced Nicki Minaj acting out a monologue? Before her rap career blew up, Nicki Minaj pursued acting and was cast in the off-Broadway play In Case You Forget.

Sal Idriss / Redferns

Sal Idriss / Redferns


22. Gloria Gaynor won the first and only Grammy for Best Disco Recording with “I Will Survive”; the recording academy discontinued the category after disco fell out of public favor.

23. UPenn graduate John Legend turned down admission offers from Harvard and Georgetown at the tender age of 16.

24. Aretha Franklin‘s fear of flying kept her from attending her Rock And Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony.

25. In spite of his fame and wealth, Ludacris drove his ‘93 Acura Legend for over a decade, racking up over 244,000 miles on the vehicle.

26. Biggie Smalls learned that another rapper had trademarked the name “Biggy Smalls” years earlier, so he changed his moniker to The Notorious B.I.G.

27. When presented with the instrumentals for eventual hits “Are You That Somebody?” and “Try Again,” Aaliyah initially didn’t like them, but recorded the songs.

28. Ol’ Dirty Bastard once saved a 4-year-old girl who was trapped under a car that hit her; Dirty and his friends lifted the car off the girl, who was then rushed to the hospital for her injuries.

Sebastien Bozon / AFP / Getty Images

29. Smokey Robinson got his stage name from his childhood nickname Smokey Joe, a “cowboy” nickname bestowed upon him by his uncle.

30. Miles Davis performed with his back to the audience; it made it easier for him to give his band signals.

31. Public Enemy’s Flavor Flav can play 15 instruments, from French horn to oboe to xylophone.

32. Kanye West was ~internationally famous~ before The College Dropout hit store shelves. He lived in China for a year as a child — his mother Donda was a visiting professor.

33. Willie Mae “Big Mama” Thornton recorded “Hound Dog” and “Ball ‘n Chain” long before Elvis or Janis Joplin did.

34. Frank Ocean credited his Bernese mountain dog Everest as the executive producer of his critically acclaimed album Channel Orange.

35. Missy Elliott accidentally filmed “Work It” while drunk; director Dave Meyers forgot to replace the wine glass in the restaurant scene with water. After the shot had been filmed seven times, Missy was thoroughly inebriated.

AFP / Getty Images

36. As a student at the Baltimore School of Arts, Tupac Shakur took ballet classes.

37. Jazz legends Ella Fitzgerald, Dizzy Gillespie, and Illinois Jacquet were all arrested for gambling in a racially motivated sting set up by the vice squad of Houston’s police department.

38. Salt-N-Pepa‘s “Push It” began as a joke. Producer Hurby Azor came up with the synth line: Salt-N-Pepa’s Cheryl James and Sandra Denton found it “corny” and added the now iconic “Ooh, baby, baby” to mock it.

39. Michael Jackson‘s groundbreaking music video for “Billie Jean” was the first music video by a black artist to appear on MTV.

40. Janet Jackson initially balked at the idea of collaborating with brother Michael, citing a desire for her own fame separate from the Jackson name, but eventually caved in. Thankfully she changed her mind; the siblings went on to give us “Scream.”

41. Dizzy Gillespie‘s signature cheek pouches, caused by his blowing techniques, are now considered a medical condition.

42. Beyoncé, who is now recognized as a style icon for her red carpet looks, was a staunch tomboy who refused to wear dresses as a child.

RB / Redferns

RB / Redferns


43. As a high school sophomore, Lauryn Hill appeared on daytime soap As the World Turns as Kira, a troubled teen.

44. Erykah Badu was fined $500 and charged with a misdemeanor for public nudity during the filming of her music video for “Window Seat.” Badu intended her nudity to be a statement of liberation against groupthink.

45. At the height of its popularity, Chubby Checker‘s “The Twist” was explicitly forbidden in New York City Catholic schools because of the song’s “un-Christian” nature.

46. Mariah Carey‘s high school nickname was “Mirage,” thanks to her many absences.

47. Nat King Cole was the first black American to have his own television show. The Nat King Cole Show ran without national sponsors on a network-supported basis, and was eventually done in by a lack of financial support.

48. Contrary to popular belief, Jay Z‘s stage name does not come from the J and Z lines that run by his childhood home in Brooklyn’s Marcy Projects. Jay Z had been known as Jazzy, but he adopted his current moniker after Jazzy became too “glittery.”

49. The phone number in Alicia Keys’ “Diary” was her old phone number, which led to a number of headaches for Georgia resident J.D. Turner, who had Keys’ old number (albeit a different area code.)

50. Whitney Houston nearly became a member of the Huxtable clan. She auditioned for the role of Sondra Huxtable, the eldest daughter on The Cosby Show, but lost the role to Sabrina LeBeauf.

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These Lawsuits Will Make You Lose Faith In The Judicial System. Oh Boy…

Posted May 4th, 2015 by GuestBlogger001 No Comments »

Nowadays, you can sue almost anyone for almost anything. You don’t even have to be wronged to file a lawsuit… you could just be greedy. Dishonesty (and stupidity) doesn’t stop people as much as you’d hope it would. 

Here are some of the craziest lawsuits that ever made it through the judicial system. They’ll leave you shaking your head (and saving up money, just in case you ever get sued).

1.) Suing Because Your Name Was Misspelled

Tanisha Torres of Wyndanch, N.Y., sued Radio Shack for misspelling her town as “Crimedanch” on her cell phone bill. She didn’t even ask them to change it; she just sued. She claimed she suffered “outrage” and “embarrassment” at having to see that spelling on her private phone bill.

2.) Suing Because You Were Bullied

Dylan Theno was bullied for years by classmates because they believed he was gay… so he sued the school district. He was awarded $440,000 in a settlement.

3.) Suing Because You Were Bitten By A Dog

In October 1999, Jerry Williams of Little Rock Arkansas was awarded $14,500.00 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor’s beagle. The beagle was on a chain in it’s owner’s fenced-in yard, as was Mr. Williams. The jury felt the dog may have been provoked by Mr. Williams who, at the time, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

4.) Suing Because You Accidentally Killed Someone

Marcy Noriega had a suspect from a minor disturbance handcuffed in the back of her patrol car. When the suspect started to kick at the car’s windows, Officer Noriega decided to subdue him with her Taser. Incredibly, instead of pulling her stun gun from her belt, she pulled her service sidearm and shot the man in the chest, killing him instantly. The city, however, says the killing is not the officer’s fault; it argues that “any reasonable police officer” could “mistakenly draw and fire a handgun instead of the Taser device” and has filed suit against Taser, arguing the company should pay for any award from the wrongful death lawsuit the man’s family has filed.

5.) Suing Because Of A Bottle Rocket

A West Virginia college student sued his fraternity, alleging that he fell off a deck when a drunken frat brother fired a bottle rocket out of his own butt. Louis Helmburg III alleges that Travis Hughes’s bottle-rocket stunt so startled him that he jumped back and fell off the deck. Oops.

6.) Suing Because A Little Boy Hit You

A New Jersey woman hit by a baseball at a Little League game sued the 11 year-old player who threw it. Spectator Elizabeth Lloyd wants catcher Matthew Migliaccio to pay her $150,000, alleging that his errant warm-up throw was “reckless.”

7.) Suing Because You Don’t Have Floss

Four inmates at a prison in West Palm Beach, Florida, have filed a lawsuit claiming “pain and suffering” due to their lack of access to dental floss. Sheriff Ric Bradshaw says there’s too great a risk of floss being used as a weapon or a rope.

8.) Suing Because You Love Your Honda Accord Too Much

In June 1998, a 19 year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000.00 and medical expenses when his neighbor ran his hand over with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn’t notice someone was at the wheel of the car whose hubcap he was trying to steal.

9.) Suing Because You Were Abused

David Hanser was one of the first Catholic priests to be caught up in the sex abuse scandal. In 1990, he settled a suit filed by one of his victims for $65,000. In the settlement, Hanser agreed not to work with children anymore, but the victim learned that the priest violated the agreement. He went public with the information… causing the priest to sue him for the same $65,000 because he violated his own part of the deal — to keep the settlement secret.

10.) Suing Because You Failed At School

Morgan Crutchfield, a student of Lincoln Memorial University and the John Duncan School of Law in Tennessee, wasted $80,000 on law school tuition. She did not complete her undergraduate degree and was ineligible to take the bar exam. So, she sued the schools.

11.) Suing Because Of Florida Panthers

Kenneth Nolan hit a wild panther while riding a motorcycle on the highway in Big Cypress National Preserve. He claims a roadside “animal detection system” failed to alert him. He decided to sue.

12.) Suing Because You Look Like Michael Jordan

Allen Heckard sued Michael Jordan and Phil Knight on July 2006. Heckard claims he has suffered emotional trauma because he looks like Michael Jordan.

Knowing that these people filed lawsuits is bad, but knowing that some of them won? It’s even worse.

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Tumblr Users Honor The Memory Of Transgender Teen Who committed Suicide

Posted May 3rd, 2015 by GuestBlogger001 No Comments »

Zander Mahaffey scheduled his suicide note to be published via his Tumblr account. Now users are creating posts with #hisnamewaszander to honor his memory.

1. Trans teen Zander Mahaffey, a freshman at South Cobb High School in Austell, GA, died after posting a suicide note on his Tumblr on Sunday, Feb. 15.

2. The note read: “I am a boy, even if the [world] doesn’t see me as one. But I know in my heart I am a boy. I’m 15 years old, I love the internet, I’m an anime weeb, I love video games too.”

In his writing he discussed problems with his mother, experiences with sexual assault, and emotional bullying. The note concludes, “I know there’s going to be people hurt and devastated by this. And I’m so, so, sorry about that. I don’t know what else to say. I’m just so tired, I’m so tired and I just want to go to sleep.”

3. The funeral proceedings and obituary used only Zander’s birth name and female pronouns, prompting a massive response on Tumblr and other social media outlets with people using #hisnamewaszander:

4. Artwork and messages of support are being shared on a memorial blog with the statement: “Rest In Power.”

7. Many messages connect Zander’s death with the recent, and widely publicized, suicide of trans teen Leelah Alcorn.

8. Tumblr users are also reblogging posts from Zander’s original Tumblr blog on which he stated: “My name’s zander. I’m trans and here to win.”

9. The hashtag has been used over 8,000 times on Twitter as well:

If u aren’t prepared to accept your child unconditionally, you don’t deserve that child #HisNameWasZander

— metaIpuppy (@røbin)

#HisNameWasZander another young person lost to transphobia, another person with the wrong name on their headstone. rest in peace.

— cinefck (@audrey)

reading Zander’s suicide note is heartbreaking, i’m trying not to give up on the world, transphobia NEEDS to be recognised #HisNameWasZander

— trashboyjeanbo (@im gay)

how often does transgender suicide has to happen before people acknowledge how bad and big this problem is #HisNameWasZander

— williamspizza (@nick)

Another trans teen suicide. Rest In Power, brother #HisNameWasZander

— J_Manasa (@Josh Lee)

If you are struggling with suicidal thoughts or depression there are resources for help:

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)

Transgender Lifeline (USA): +187 756 588 60

Samaritans (UK): 08457 90 90 90

Suicide Prevention (Aus): 13 11 14

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19 Small Moments All Parents Look Forward To

Posted May 3rd, 2015 by GuestBlogger001 No Comments »

“She didn’t finish her mac ‘n’ cheese!”

1. Sticking the straw into a juice box.

“I can do it myself, Mom!”
“No, sweetie, you’re, uh, not old enough yet.”

2. When you clean your kid’s room and for a second it actually looks good.

3. Waking up and realizing your kids are still asleep.


Up to nine minutes of peace are yours! Quick! Brew the coffee!

4. Completing the arduous task of bringing in all of your family’s things from the car after a long road trip.

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5. When you think you forgot to bring diapers and then find one at the bottom of your bag.


Disaster averted.

6. Washing marker stains off your kid’s hands.

Flickr: projector / Via Creative Commons

Marker stains are really on there, man. Actually getting them off feels like a bonafide accomplishment.

7. Having to buy a few boxes of cookies to help out your girl scout.

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It’s a tough job, but somebody’s got to do it.

8. Pre-boarding a plane.

Buena Vista

9. Figuring out who a voice actor is in an animated movie or TV show.

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“I swear I know that voice!”
“Why don’t you just Google it?”
“Because that would be cheating. Gah, it’s on the tip of my tongue.”
“Why do you even have the Internet if you won’t -”
“Tim Gunn! It’s Tim Gunn of Project Runway!”

10. Putting your kid down after carrying them a long time.

Marvel / Paramount

11. Getting a booger out of your kid’s nose.

Stacey Newman / Getty Images

It may be nasty, but it’s also strangely satisfying.

12. Buckling your kid into a high chair.

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You’re not going anywhere now, kid.

13. Finding something your kid lost.

Paramount Pictures

“My glasses! Where did you find them?”
“In a trash bag hidden in a backpack under Timmy’s bed!”

14. When your kid blasts that one kid-friendly song you dig.

Warner Bros.

“Mom! Stop singing along!”

15. Polishing off your kid’s unfinished grilled cheese.


16. Matching all of the tiny socks when you’re folding the laundry.

It’s challenging AND adorable.

17. Doing voices when you read bedtime stories.

This is your chance to be a thespian with a capital “T.” Go on and chew the scenery!

18. Going to the bathroom without anyone getting all up in your business.

19. When your kid falls asleep for the night.

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Time to break out the wine/chamomile tea/Nutella and watch some TV shows without talking animals!

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